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welcome to the interhome of the semi-don skate gang called the egham massive. you shall experience the most exhilarating journey in your computer machine. this is all about the skateboarding and fun in egham and the surrounding area. thank you for enjoying the game of skating. staines is bad in the good sense.

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then we'll attack
history of skateboarding
well, sit back and let me tell you a tale, long ago there was a young man who was bored of playing football. his name was jesus jones. he was a saviour. he got together with his mates and they all decided to make something out of the left over wood from a crucifix. they banged together a rollerboard. jon the brainiest of the gang said that that name was crap so they called it a skateboard. jesus was well good in his day, he could skate on water without his bearings going poop. everyone loved him until a security guard saw him crooked grind a bench so he was crucified for criminal damage.

NEWS FLASH:


17/06/07

i need to keep on top of this. cantelowes is sick! go skate day 21st june. glastonbury festival next week! chicks dig no complys. thank you and good night.

12/04/07

its been an age since we last met! im sorry! now the snow has gone and its sun all round! craigs party is coming up on the 18th too! many injuries have ruined play though, arrans shoulder snowboarding and jons ankle flipping in stoke! as you may have guessed (or not), arran, ben and myself have been in shropshire staying with jon for the last few days! there was many a good time had due to skating, darts, sam, the countryside in general, south african accents and other things! highlights included bens stack down this steep cobbley country bank! we sessioned a little park in market drayton and of course we had a go at stoke plaza! theres a pic of my new setup and jons swolen ankle! more photos may follow as ben took the majority from the trip! keep on skating kids! thank you and good night.



 

8/02/07

the rarity of snow has been falling on our fair shores! make the most of it while you can! life is good! also look whos been out recently(obviously not today!). london skate this weekend as cut throat cutler is staying at arrans flat! dont forget the flyer below! thank you and good night.

27/01/07

im home for the weekend so i thought it a perfect time to update the site! windsor today, thoughts of rain but it was a surprisingly dry skate!(remember the weather feature on the egham page!) stu was out today which is good to see him back on board!take is easy boyo! craigs got a nice party lined up, hope to see you all there! thank you and good night.

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07/01/07

semi recent trip to the uni produced these few photos. keep on skating! thank you and good night.



 

02/01/07

merry christmas and a happy new year to you all! sorry its been a while from the last update but the site seems to have a few problems. hopefully i will sort it out/ give it a new look soon! til then keep on skating, summers a coming! haha. thank you and good night.

22/11/06

quick update! stu is now to be known as robostu, after busting his ankle up hardcore and having some metal plates and screws put in there to hold him up! get well soon boss! also last weekend the pioneer had a bit of a jam to raise money, death team and others turned up and ruined the place. soooo good! chris oliver rock 360flips out! mental! on a final note, long time shoreditch art magician arran, is now also sponsored by a company called obskure! keep it grimey boyo! thank you and good night. 

21/10/06

 so sorry its been ages since last updating! as you may have guessed im at uni and we dont have the internet set up yet! not much has been going on, dirty sanchez came to my uni to do disgusting things not involving skateboards, which was fun! also ive visited arrans ghetto flat which is actually really nice. the trendier areas of shoreditch haha! we skated mudchute which is a nice park, saw craig there aswell! also i got all my zero goodies which i won from slam city skates! home next weekend for bens birthday! take care and see you all soon. more updates when i can! thank you and good night.



13/09/06

slough plaza is amazing! it was such a good skate! jon was back, the sun was shining, tricks were had and we didnt get started on! perfect! the building opposite is just amazing also. craigs birthday carnage took place at the iguana on sunday, his birthday was monday. sunday night consisted of bmxs, drink, fight club and a wedgie resulting in craig being pantless with nasty chafe marks! strong rumours of a mass skate windsor park this saturday! see you there! thank you and good night.

        

04/09/06

nearly a month of no news! well arrans back now. plenty of skating has been had, mainly at windsor park. it rained a lot recently which i suppose is warning us winters coming again! staines comp was on the 20th Aug but was rained out! luckily there was time for a best trick on the flat bank and stu won some wheels with a stylee double flip! stus on holiday somewhere sunny now! since last updating ive been to london zoo and devon! very good! devon is such a nice place with lovely views! pretty much down windsor everyday now when the rain stays away! probably end up there later! on sad news ben has been very ill for ages now! hope you get better soon man, love from us all! get well and come skate! also jons back til thursday, egham is happy! im going back to lovely hatfield soon! also everyones starting college/uni again so have fun everyone! heres some pictures from devon, a non-ill ben and arrans (and stus) local celebrity status of front page news! thank you and good night.

           

 

15/08/06

yet more stoko photos! arran has just departed to sri lanka for a few weeks! hope he has a laugh with elephants etc! twa stickers in the air! staines skate comp this sunday, 12noon be there or a bloody square! thank you and good night.

           

 

10/08/06

craigs back from prague! windsor comp was a massive turn out! arran and idiot placed top 3! bracknell had a sort of jam on sunday, which was good to hang with some of my uni mates, as they came down to sesh! heres more photos from jons and stoke! thank you and good night.

           

           

  

 

01/08/06

jons was amazing over the weekend. after a 4hour treck there friday, arran, ben and myself arrived at jons. we had a quick tour of his lovely country mansion, got slobbered on by sam(jons now massive dog!), and then hopped back in the car for stoke! stoked! an evening session left us stunned at how amazing stoke is and how quirky and the plethora of lines and just that everything is amazing! however we couldnt understand any locals and i dont think they could understand us. friday night we were shattered and slept in the living room floor. jons brother awoke us with the help of sam saturday morning. more dog slobber later (and a bit of ben slobber) the weather forecast wasnt looking good. rain etc. jon lives in a small villiage and by a stroke of luck the villiage fete was happening this very day we were unable to skate! amazing! coconut shys, dog shows (well done sam!), a raffle and a 50p purchase resulted in the afternoon/evening spent playing pogs! the bargain childhood reboot soon turned into a drinking game. we popped to the local pub for local people and opted to sit out in the rain to drink our pints. an early night was countered by bens clever setting of an alarm at 7am. the reaction from the rest of us was less than hospitable! in the end we finally got to stoke (still rather early) and had a good sunny skate before the forecast rain caught up with us! a quick ice cream then back to jons for food and to pack up. another massive drive later (due to lostness and traffic) we arrived home before midnight and the mini holiday was over. it was such a good time! thanks jonboy! photos will follow soon when i get them off arran. jon is coming here next weekend for the windsor comp on saturday the 5th starting about 11/12 i think, so hope to see you there! final news is that craig has been out in prague for a fortnight skating away and having a laugh with the basingstoke crew! he is back this friday so stories will follow! thank you and good night.

     

 

21/07/06

jon the boy is back in town for the weekend. its his birthday tomorrow y'all!happy birthyday man! im thinking a few of us will be visiting jons new home soon also. skating stoke plaza whilst about there! ps mean machine mach4 will soon be on the road! thank you and good night.

     

 

12/07/06

well well well. it may seem to you like ive forgotten this site!? i havent! skating has been had but people seem to be more diverse nowadays. also craig is out with a rolled ankle, get well soon geeza! windsor skate comp is on the horizon on the 5th of augusto! fancy dress welcome! fancy dress was also had a few weekends ago, photos! rainy day crew and egham massive are set for a skate off over two days soon. will be a blood gushing brawl! thank you and good night.

 

 

  

30/06/06

such a long time since i gave you any newsographal information! midlake was last night, which was a fantastic gig! also today craig and i gave some blood. other than that i can just think skating has been had in the following places; staines, the uni, windsor and addlestone. hope you are enjoying the weather and we will see you out and about soon! keep checking here as updates will be here when things happen! haha! thank you and good night. 

18/06/06

bowls? bowels! sorry everyone i dont think the emptying is taking place just yet. there is a lot of water still and it will probably take more work than expected. and now theres a bit of dead bird in there thanks to jon! its fathers day today so happy fathers day fathers! i will be out with my dad at some point today. maybe we should find some sort of generator and pump? however buckets is a more likely option. hopefully get it done soon, little by little. please be careful by the road. another day another bowl skate! sorry its not on today. thank you and good night.

12/06/06

hhmmm not fully sure if the below party is going down, but hopefully will be, just look out for traffic etc. maybe later on at night, as there will be less traffic and it wont be as hot to work in. other news, i went to meanwhile yesterday with riot heads which was fun. word on the grapevine is that plenty of skating has been going on back at home. windsor and staines sessions, which i cant wait to be part of again! see you soon! thank you and good night.

03/06/06

oh my gosh! look at this! thank you and good night.

 

 

30/05/06

seems like an ages since i last updated! sorry! well you last heard that we were off to brighton. we missed all the bands playing but it was an all round great night out, against the odds and the weather! thanks to barry for putting us up. we had a brief hungover/dressed up/sharing boards sesh of brighton park before we came home also! then that saturday night we partied hard in name of the man machine known as rodders who is going to aus for a while! hope he has fun! peeps in attendance were arran, ben, craig, tommy p and his posse and myself. arran, ben and myself rode there and back, tackling prune hill which made a fantastic journey home! im back at uni now working hard for exams which finish next week, which will mean good things. in the mean time ive been enjoying bbqs, cats and cats and cats gigs, da vinci code at the cinema, cooking fajitas and watching bad taste. bad taste is such a good film, directed by peter jackson of all people! anyway hope to see you soon! thank you and good night.

 

 

19/05/06

happy birthday arran boy! making kingfish pies takes much longer now without any tables. mostly massive road trip. thank you and good night.

 

14/05/06

early morning. plenty skates been had. ive been back in town this weekend and egham smells good. rain is cheeky though! but the sun comes out every now and then! saturday saw us sesh the uni after already being kicked out, then we checked out the bedfont park which was ace. planes are loud. hopefully the sun will come play today so we can play in it. if that makes sense? thank you and good night.

27/04/06

uni looney rooney! skating has been had. then well attack boards should be on their way. days are getting longer. sun is being out more. perfect. tommy k bottle collection. thank you and good night.

18/04/06

happy easter! the holidays are almost over so i hope youve all had a good one! yesterday was a sort of easter/ jons leaving/ end of holidays meal out for the massive. we invaded harvester like a bundle of noise and attacked other peoples happy bank holiday dinners! no we were on best behavior! stu was missing in action! havent heard from him in a long time! there is very sad news that jon boy has to leave egham!!! although he has been away at uni, now his parents have moved to shropshire, thus meaning when he returns 'home' for summer it will not be egham! however he will still be seen lurking about and staying here sometimes! -ive decided! also the massive will still burn bright inside of him even though he will be far away. you will be missed cut throat. hope you have a good one out of egham though! dont forget us! thank you and good night.



 

useless fact:

the word checkmate in chess comes from the persian phrase shah-mat which means 'the king is dead'



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